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Linds for me!

...about lil' bitch...;)

KLIKNI OVDJE I PREGLEDAJ MOJE SLIKICE NA PTICICI;))




klikni OVDJE I saznaj koliko me poznajes:-)))



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IME:ivana
MJESTO STANOVANJA:slatina
GRAD U KOJEMU SE ODVIJA MOJ ZIVOT:virovitica
GODINE:18.03.1990.(sami zakljucite koliko je to onda godina)
SKOLA:medicinska..4.godina:)
<VISINA:182


imam decka,kojega najvisijee vooolim:-)


MALO DETALJNIJE O MENI;)


VOLIM
----puuuno pričati:-)Ponašati se ispod razine svojih godina(jebiga, sto se tice nekih stvari-za njih jos uvijek ne zelim odrasti,jer bi to rezultiralo gubljenjem njima samima,sto bi do konacnosti dovelo do smanjenja kolicine smijeha),cerek
Smijeh mi je dio svakodnevnice,volim se smijati jako i glasno..sve ispod toga nije onaj,pravi smijeh..:-)Volim sve svoje prijatelje bez obzira na moje ispade prema njimazijevŠto i oni sami znaju(mislim-trebali bi)..Zivim svaki dan kao da je posljednji,i zbog mogucih posljedica do kojih dodje -nikada ne zalim:-)
Tako je ,kako je...You belive me,don't you:-)
Palim se na uniforme...oooo,da...daa..yesyesyes:-))

neeeego,poslije srednje upisujem fax,,naaravno-medicinu,,,,nadam se da ce to biti osijek.....;)))
a ono,od 5og razreda je zelja bila inspektor kriminalistike,,,al jbga,,,,steta da moj talenat,vezan za medicinu propadne,,,
ali da,tada tu u igru ulazi sudska medicina,,,koja me ono,strasno zanima,,,a i anatomija mi je jaca strana;)))(barem donekle);))))

yes


NE VOLIM

---tocnije-ono sto me uistinu zivcira jesu guzva i cekanje..Tu pogotovo pucaju moji,ionako slabi zivci;)bangno
Takodjer,nesto sto najvise mrzim jesu ulizice..Takove ljude ne podnosimno
Ne volim alkohol,barem ne u velikim kolicinama;)
Najbolniji osjecaj za mene,je onaj ,koji nastaje drugi dan,kao posljedica djelovanja alkohola...
Volim popiti par zestica i to je to..Ali,obljevati se alkoholom-ne dolazi u obzir!
Mnogi ljudi upravo to rade kako bih se oslobodili iz svoje koze,i bili ono sto nisu iliti ono sto zele biti..Zele se raspustiti,biti ono sto trijezni nikako ne mogu.
A,ja sam svakodnevno,moj zivot je takav kao da sam pijana svaki dan;)
Hmmm..sada,zavisi kako vi gledate na to-kao dobro ili lose...Uglavnom,da skratim pricu-meni ne treba alkohol da bi se zabavila i "raspustila" se...etc..eeetc
Jer,moj zivot je jedno veliko pijanstvo(barem tako po vanjstini izgleda)..
Zato-NEMOJTE ME TJERATI DA PIJEM ALKOHOL,JER TIME STVARI NECE POSTATI BOLJE-VEC SAMO LOSIJE:-))




Glazba koja se trenutno vrti na mome winampu,i iPod-u

- A Perfect Circle
- Tool
- Nine Inch Nails
- Foo Fighters
- Deftones
- Amen
- Incubus
- KMFDM
- Tricky
- Puscifer
- New Order
- Smashing Pumpkins
- Primus
- Phantom Planet

- Pj Harvey
- Ill Nino
- Von Bondies




BLOGICHI KOYE CHITAM,I GLEDAM;=))




->Pepa->Zg:=))

->Jambi(apsolutno savršeno bitje):-))))))


->Angelus->Vt

->MAJA;=)))->psiho<-

->www.virovitica.net/forum

->Kurtizana Matic:)

->Anchy;)))

->Mare->Anchy's lil sister;))

->moj najdraži policajac-BARBA:o)))

->Barba's bro;))aka Julijan;))

->2 "male" lude:)))





A PERFECT CIRCLE- PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE

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We're different colors
And different creeds
And different people
Have different needs
It's obvious you hate me
Though I've done nothing wrong
I've never even met you
So what could I have done

People are people
So why should it be
You and I shouldn't get along
People are people
So why should it be
You should hate me
People are people
So why should it be
You and I shouldn't get along
People are people
So why should it be
You should hate me

Punching and kicking
And you're shouting at me
I'm relying on your common decency
So far it hasn't surfaced
But I'm sure it exists
It just takes a while
To travel from your head to your fist

I can't understand what makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
You and I shouldn't get along
People are people
So why should it be
You should hate me
People are people
So why should it be
You and I shouldn't get along
People are people
So why should it be
You should hate me

I can't understand what makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I can't understand what makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I can't understand what makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
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NINE INCH NAILS - HAPPINNES IN SLAWERY

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slave screams he think he knows what he wants
slave screams thinks he has something to say
slave screams he hears but doesn't want to listen
slave screams he's being beat into submission
don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
the devils of truth steal the souls of the free
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found you can find happiness in slavery
slave screams he spends his life learning conformity
slave screams he claims he has his own identity
slave screams he's going to cause the system to fall
slave screams but he's glad to be chained to that wall
don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
the blind have been blessed with security
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found you can find happiness in slavery
i don't know what i am i don't know where i've been
human junk just words and so much skin
stick my hands thru the cage of this endless routine
just some flesh caught in this big broken machine



ONLY


I'm becoming less defined as days go by
Fading away (you might say) I'm losing focus
Kind of drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself

Less concerned about fitting in to the world
Your world that is because it doesn't really matter anymore
None of this really matters anymore

Yes I am alone but then again I always was, as far back as I can tell
I think maybe it's because, because you were never real to begin with
I just made you up to hurt myself, and it worked. Yes it did

There is no you, there is only me
There is no fucking you, there is only me, only

Well the tiniest little dot caught my eye
And it turned out to be a scab
And I had this funny feeling like I just knew it's something bad
I just couldn't leave alone

And I kept picking at that scab
Like it was a doorway trying to seal itself shut
But I climbed through

And now I'm somewhere I am not supposed to be
And I can see things I know I really shouldn't see
Now I know why and now I know why
Things aren't as pretty on the inside

There is no fucking you, there is only me, only

Is this really all there is?
Is this really all there is?





PLEASE

This is how
It begins
Push it away but it all comes back again
All the flesh
All the sin
There was a time when it used to mean just about everything

Just like now

Breathe, echoing the sound
Time starts slowing down
Sink until I drown
(Please) I don't ever want to make it stop

And it keeps repeating
Will you please complete me?

Never be enough
To fill me up

Watch the white
Turn to red
It fills up the hole but it grows somewhere else instead
All my life
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, but it just left me dead
(Well guess what?)
The world is over and I realize it was all in my head

Now everything is clear
I erase the fear
I can disappear
(Please) I don't ever want to make it stop

You can never leave me
Will you please complete me

Never be enough
To fill me up



STARFUCKERS, Inc.


My God sits in the back of the limousine
My God comes in a wrapper of cellophane
My God pouts on the cover of the magazine
My God is a shallow little bitch trying to make a scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game it's called insincerity

Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Starfuckers, Inc.
Starfuckers

I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
And when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
It's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)

Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Starfuckers, Inc.
Starfuckers

All our pain
How did we ever get by without you?
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?

Now I belong, I'm one of the chosen ones
Now I belong, I'm one of the beautiful ones



INTO THE VOID


Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away

Talking to myself all the way to the station
Pictures in my head of the final destination
All lined up
(All the ones that aren't allowed to stay)
Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away

Tried to save a place from the cuts and the scratches
Tried to overcome the complications and the catches
Nothing ever grows and the sun doesn't shine all day
Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away

Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away



Where Is Everybody?
Did you happen to catch
Or did you happen so fast
What you thought would always last
Has passed you by
Is everything speeding up
Or am I slowing down
Just spinning around
And I don't know why
All the pieces don't fit
Though I really don't give a shit
I never wanted to be like you
But for all I aspire
I am really a liar
And I'm running out of things I can do

I'd like to stay
But every day
Everything pushes me further away
If you could show
Help me to know
How it's supposed to be
Where did it go?

Pleading and
Needing and
Bleeding and
Breeding and
Feeding
Exceeding
Where is everybody?
Trying and
Lying
Defying
Denying
Crying and
dying
Where is everybody?

Well, okay, enough,
You've had your fun
But come on there has got to be someone
That hasn't yet become
So numb
And succumb
And
God damn I am so tired of pretending
Of wishing I was ending
When all I'm really doing is trying to hide
And keep it inside
And fill it with lies
Open my eyes?
Maybe I wish I could try

Pleading and
Needing and
Bleeding and
Breeding and
Feeding

Exceeding
Where is everybody?
Trying and
Lying
Defying
Denying
Crying and
Dying
Where is everybody?



THE BIG COME DOWN



There is a game I play
Try to make myself okay
Try so hard to make the pieces all fit
Smash it apart
Just for the fuck of it

Bye bye oooh
Got to get back to the bottom
Bye bye oooh
The big come down isn't that what you wanted?
Bye bye oooh
Find a place with the failed and forgotten
Bye bye oooh
Isn't that really what you wanted now?

There is no place I can go there is no way i can hide
It feels like it keeps coming from the inside

There is a hate that burns within
The most desperate place I have ever been
Try to get back to where I'm from
The closer I get the worse it becomes
The closer I get the worse it becomes

There is no place I can go there is no place i can hide
It feels like it keeps coming from the inside




THE GREAT BELOW



Staring at the sea
Will she come?
Is there hope for me
After all is said and done
Anything at any price
All of this for you
All the spoils of a wasted life
All of this for you
All the world has closed her eyes
Tired faith all worn and thin
For all we could have done
And all that could have been

Ocean pulls me close
And whispers in my ear
The destiny I've chose
All becoming clear
The currents have their say
The time is drawing near
Washes me away
Makes me disappear

I descend from grace
In arms of undertow
I will take my place
In the great below

I can still feel you
Even so far away





NO,YOU DON'T



Smiling in their faces
While filling up the hole
So many dirty little places
In your filthy little worn out
Broken down see through soul

Baby's got a problem
Tries so hard to hide
Got to keep it on the surface
Because everything else is dead on the other side

Teeth in the necks of everyone you know
You can keep on sucking until the blood won't flow
When it starts to hurt it only helps it grow
Taking all you need
(But not this time)
No, you don't

And just for the record
Just so you know
I did not believe
That you could sink so low

You think that you can beat them
I know that you won't
You think you have everything
But no, you don't

No, you don't
No, you don't
No, you don't
No, you don't






Right Where It Belongs :


See the animal in it's cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
See the safety of the life you have built
Everything where it belongs
Feel the hollowness inside of your heart
And it's all
Right where it belongs

[Chorus:]
What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection
Is it all you wanted to be?
What if you could look right through the cracks?
Would you find yourself
Find yourself afraid to see?

What if all the world's inside of your head
Just creations of your own?
Your devils and your gods
All the living and the dead
And you really are alone
You can live in this illusion
You can choose to believe
You keep looking but you can't find the woods
While you're hiding in the trees

[Chorus:]
What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you used to know
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection
Is it all you wanted to be?
What if you could look right through the cracks
Would you find yourself
Find yourself afraid to see?















TOOL

> STINKFIST

Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimu-lation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not have me any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?

I'll keep digging till
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.





EULOGY

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you fuckin lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your fuckin cross.
We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies.
Goodbye...




FORTY SIX AND 2

My shadow's
shedding skin and
I've been picking
Scabs again.
I'm down
Digging through
My old muscles
Looking for a clue.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own confused
And insecure delusions
For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in.
I wanna feel the changes coming down.
I wanna know what I've been hiding in

My shadow.
Change is coming through my shadow.
My shadow's shedding skin
I've been picking
My scabs again.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.

I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within

My shadow
Change is coming.
Now is my time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I've been clinging to.
Forty-six and two ahead of me.

I choose to live and to
Grow, take and give and to
Move, learn and love and to
Cry, kill and die and to
Be paranoid and to
Lie, hate and fear and to
Do what it takes to move through.

I choose to live and to
Lie, kill and give and to
Die, learn and love and to
Do what it takes to step through.

See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me.






message to harry manback


Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? (1)

Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm?
When you kicked out people [out of] your house

I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those.

I [don't have the] courage
to kick your ass directly.
Don't have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.

You know you're gonna have another accident?
You know I'm involved with black magic?
Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole.

And if I ever see your fucking face around,
In Europe or Italy,
Well I'll -- That time I'm gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.
You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise.



No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard.

Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana.
I hope somebody in your family dies soon.

Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
a sucare cazzi su un aereo!

(1) Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit?
(2) Piece of shit, son of a bitch.
(3) Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!






hooker with a penis • thumbup

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From '92,
The first EP.

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.

Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.




parabola •



We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment,
We are choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside
This holy reality, this holy experience.
Choosing to be here in

This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion.

Alive, I

In this holy reality, in this holy experience. Choosing to be here in

This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion.

Twirling round with this familiar parable.
Spinning, weaving round each new experience.
Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing.

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal.
All this pain is an illusion.




cold & ugly •


Underneath her skin and jewelry,
hidden in her words and eyes
is a wall that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell.
Trembling at the thought of feeling.
Wide awake and keeping distance.
Nothing seems to penetrate her.
She's scared as hell.


I am frightened to.

Wide awake
and keeping distance from my soul.
I am scared like you.







jerk-off •

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.*
Because I'm tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action
I should play GOD
and shoot you myself.*
I'm very tired of waiting.

I should
kick you,
beat you,
fuck you,
and then shoot you in your fucking head.*





opiate •


Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you...
like me,
like me.

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My God's will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.

06 the gaping lotus experience • the hidden track
I had a friend once he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter
Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway

satan, satan, satan...

I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving kinda caring,
kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains,
arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting

satan, satan, satan...

I'm getting bored again...




intolerance •

I don't want to be hostile.
I don't want to be dismal.
But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
See
I want to believe you,
and I want to trust
and I want to have faith to put away the dagger.

But you lie, cheat, and steal.
And yet
I tolerate you.
Veil of virtue hung to hide your method
while I smile and laugh and dance
and sing your praise and glory.
Shroud of virtue hung to mask your stigma
as I smile and laugh and dance
and sing your glory
while you
lie, cheat, and steal.
How can I tolerate you.

Our guilt,our blame ,
I've been far too sympathetic.
Our blood, our fault.
I've been far too sympathetic.

I am not innocent.
You are not innocent.
Noone is innocent.






prison sex

It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
I've got my hands bound,
my head down, my eyes closed,
and my throat wide open.

Do unto others what has been done to you

I'm treading water,
I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Won't you come a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Released in this sodomy.
For one sweet moment I am whole.

Do unto you now what has been done to me.

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Won't you come just a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this.
I need this to make me whole.
There's release in this sodomy.
For I am your witness that
blood and flesh can be trusted.
And only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind.

Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now.

(Show me something
Thought I could make it end
Thought I could wash the stains away
Thought I could break the circle if I
Slipped right into your skin
So sweet was your surrender
We have become one
I have become my terror
And you my precious lamb and martyr.)


I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
shit blood and cum on my hands.

I've come round full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon.
You look so precious.




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subota, 20.06.2009.

yuuuhuuu

et,ja maturirala:-))))
i taaaaaaaaaak

od 1.7.startam sa arbajtovanjem u bolnici;:-)))weeee,jedva se ceka:-))))



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subota, 11.04.2009.

PREPARATUS IGITUR,3.X

DG: nedostatak mozdanih ovojnica
-preparatus,-i,m.

DIJETA:malo pecivo + buftla od cokolade,2.50kn

TH:Phenobarbiton 3x1
-apaurin 1amp,I.M.
-Pallete boja za kosu(boja po volji)
-max factor sminka
-sjajilo za usne
-lak za kosu
-frizer(prije svega)

LIJECNICKA DIJAGNOZA:pacijentica je i dalje glupava
-gleda u jednu tocku(nama nevidljivu)
-vrhovi kose ispucali za 10cm(najmanje)-utvrdjeno odokativno
-i dalje je vrlo preparirana
IZGLED:kao da je dosla iz cirkusa,isti klaun
Kosa vrlo lomljiva,peruta se,leprsa na povjetarcu kao slam.

Govor je poboljsala!
-Sada govori do 10rijeci na dan
Iz socijalne anamneze doznajemo da iza sebe ostavlja smrad nalik tvorovom,zivi sa porodicom patuljaka poput nje,
ONA JE POPUT SNJEGULJICE!


SESTRINSKA ANAMNEZA:danasnji dan je pacijentica provela bez ikakvih tezih problema
-cijeli dan je nadrkana,ljuta sama na sebe sto je mali retardirani patuljak;)
-od unosa tekucine,danas je unjela 2,5dcl cja,vocnog,put unosa-per os
-i dalje gleda u jednu tocku,a nos joj je do neba
-slabo je orijentirana
-na pitanja daje nejasne odgovore + nerazumljive + kratke
-veceru jos uvijek nije obavila
-u posjet joj niti sada,nakon 10 dana,jos nitko nije dosao
-koza pacijentice je bijele boje(pretpostavljamo da se kod kuce hrani samo sa sirom)
-iz usta se osjeca miris amonijaka i trulih jabuka(hipooglikemija)
-pacijentica se sluzi patikama Jang Co Zo,a uz njih je dobila na poklon bij gace koje izgledaju kao babine pumparice
-ostar i prodoran pogled
-oci prokrvarile,kao u bjesne lisice
-pocela je napadati osoblje,na sto smo joj mi uzvratili gadjanjem infuzijom glukoze i NaCl 0,9%
-kao posljedicu nase "terapije" dobila je spljostenje glave,koja sada izgleda kao Mageljanova Ognjena zemlja na kojoj su polovi spljosteni



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PREPARATUS IGITUR,KONTROLA DRUGI PUT

SALJE:Pedijatar
UPUCUJE SE: ct mozga
UPUTNA DG: upala(mozda) nestanak mozdanih ovojnica

NALAZ I MISLJENJE:Preparatus igitur dolazi na ct mozga.
- vijori joj nj kosica
-iz anamneze(hetero),doznajemo da nema materijalnih dobara za sisanje

NALAZ:mozga uopce nema,jedan vrlo sitna i mala tockica,1mm promjera.
-zbog navedenoga joj je blokirana pamet pa ne kuzi da zivi u 21.st

NAPOMENA:dijete je u potpunoj banani
-tulavo,glumpavo,do bola



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JOSIPA MATANIKOVIĆ

ODJEL-odjel za mrsave osobe
UPUTNA DG-kaheksija
TRAZI SE:pojacana prehrana

NALAZ I MISLJENJE:
Rodna masa-6800g
1.mjesec masa-12kg
6,.mjesec masa-20kg
1.god masa-28kg
5.god-42kg
10.god-85kg
15.god-99kg
18.god-SAMO 120kg

NAPOMENA-pojacati prehranu


DIJETA:

PREDJELO:(obavezno za pojesti>)
-burek,x6
janje x3 (svako od najmanje 40kg)
-prasci, x2(ne ispod 70kg svako)
-cobanac,ne ispod 25L
-kruh,ne ispod 15kg
-mlijeko,(takodjer nista ispod 7L)

GLAVNO JELO: 4 vola
-5 jarica
-6 prascica(tezine poput nje)
-5 vreca krumpira

DESERT: 5 paketa snickersa
-15kg pudinga

VECERA:(blaga,da ne ne udeblja bas previse)
-divlji vepar,komada 1
-krmaca(po volji)



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PRPARATUS IGITUR-US,I-M(3.DKL)

pOSJET NEUROLOGU-OBAVLJEN NEUROLOSKI PREGLED

NALAZ I MISLJENJE->pacijentica pregledana i neprica puno zbog nepreboljenih pajdinih strahova.
-svi strahovi potjecu iz ranoga djetinjstva
-preparirala se zbog toga jer je bila jos davne 1753.u lovu sa S.K.Frankopanom
TI STRAHOVI SU,ILI JESU:strah od nepoznatih ljudi
-strah od prometnica....
Pacijentica je nalik na pracovjeka,prema sluzbenim saznanjima zivi u Krapinskoj spilji.

NAPOMENA:molimo da ju se odvede u americku ambasadu na pregled i poucavanje kod med.sestre Florence Nightingal.
Dama sa svjetiljkom ce je nauciti za pocetak osnovnih 14 ljudskih potreba.

Pacijentica skace po sobi kao pas, grize i vice da je Napoleon(ali se jos sama sasobom nije uspjela dogovoriti koji tocno)
-a u PM,sada je dobila i kronicni popizditis.

->MOLIMO OTPUST IZ BOLNICE,NEMA LIJEKA ZA NJU,OSIM-POLA VINO-POLA VODA,I DA JOJ SE SVE LJULJA OSIM PODA.!

TAKODJER MOLIMO DA JOJ SE REZERVIRA TERMIN KOD FRIZERA¨!



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ANTONELA SRAMOTA

DG-nestanak mozdanih ovojnica
-promjer mozga 1mm
-kronicna shizofrenija
TH-posjet kolegice Tanje Požarović i nj motorista
-tinidil pod jezik
-phenobarbiton
-lupocet
-analgin

LIJECNICKA DG-dijete izgleda vrlo tupo,glupavo
-neuroloski poremecen hod,hoda kao da je na federima
-ima drhtavicu zbog toga sto ima neku siljavu jaknu
Frizura joj je kao da je pala pod kombajn

DIJETA:Svinjski napoj
-kruh star 10dana(po mogucnosti i vise)

SESTRINSKA DG-dijetetov mozak je vrlo malen,gotovo pa ga niti nema
-rijec je o vrlo rijetkoj anomaliji koja se javlja smao kod takoivh mutavih osoba poput nj



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NINO HODAK

DG-kronicni gayitis
-vodja gay divizije
TH-antisok terapija,3x1
-tinidil pod jezik,pp
-klizma
-praxiten,10x1
NAPOMENA-dovesti mu KCG da ne bude usamljen .
-Moraju se igrati cijevima za pravljenje ograde(107x12)
Pokusava suicid zbog oduzimanja vibratora i pokusaja smaknuca da ne bude vodja gay divizije


SESTRINSKA DIJAGNOZA-pacijent vidljivo nemiran
-trga stranice kreveta i sa istim masturbira
-zabrana koristenja istoga,zbog opasnosti od suicida
-nakon duzeg koristenja istoga,dolazi do sumanutih ideja
-pacijent uvjeren da mu netko zeli nauditi sa vibratorom 15cm promjera,62cm duzine,
crne boje sa plavim tockicama
-anus takodjer rastegnut zbog ucestalih "radnji"
-cijanoticna boja koze
-sluznice ostecene zbog prekomjerne uporabe kem.lubrikanata te zbog vrlo loseg
uvodjenja vibratora
-PACIJENT VIDLJIVO GAY
-SVAKO JUTRO GLEDA POKEMONE A IGNORIRA DIGIMONE



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TEMPERATURNA LISTA-pacijent-HABRICKO SVEN-

DG-prolazna hipoglikemija

TH-fenilfenol,3x1

Lijecnicka dijagnoza:

Mater rodila zdravo , ali hipertroficno dijete
Rodna masa djeteta 6.300g,duzina 56cm
Opseg glave-38cm
gosp.Ana (majka) tjelesne tezine 160kg,sjela je na krevet i napravila stetu,pukli su tockovi na krevetu
.-nakon poroda gosp.Ana se pocela gusiti od sala,stomak joj je opsega 120cm,poput bureta
Sise su duzine 52cm,objesile se sve do ispod stomaka(abdomena)
Dosla je omotana sa zastorom,kaubojski sesir i kubanka u ustima.



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Utorak

06:41-zavrsili sa doruckom
06:42-NHG upitao za nas dnevnik
06.46-Dolazak Crnog
jede pizz-u
06:50-SBG mi ne da da citam novine
06:51.ogovaramo Marijanu
06:52-doktorka Đurdja vec pola casa sjedi u kinderbetu,tj.djecjem kreveticu
06:53-dosla Đuzelova
-skinula jaknu
-postala aresivna
06:54-dosla neka zena i Marijana
06:55-Marijana rekla da ne koristi maskaru
06<.56-zjebavamo Ninu za tucanik
06:58-Nino se hvali da se voli voziti po tucaniku

06:59-SBG daje Nini savjet da za sebe govori da je Napoleon i da to isto kaze dr.Koic

07:00-Đuzelova jede kiflu
-SBG rijesava krizaljku
-Crni "sere"
-SBG NIni cita horoskop,Nino je gay,tj.bik
-Đuzelova me "krivo" gleda + slatko se smije
-ogovaramo Bozicku
07:08-NHG kaze da dr zigman ima crvenu bradicu
07:09.-Nino nezna citati
07:11-dosla bozicka
07:12-Đurdja cita o ketoacidozi
-Nino se igra s esmarhom + sjedi na krevetu
07<:13-plasticna gleda u jednu tocku
07:14-Nino si stavlja esmarh na ruku + GLUP JE
07:15-Barbie se je naglo okrenula prema Nini i ljuto ga pogledala + uzdahnula

07:16-Đurdja cita th ketoacidoze
-Nino se igra sa sbetiljkom + OPET JE GLUP
07:17-NINO IMA EDEM MOZGA
07:19-preparirana digla pogled nakratko,nakon cega je opet nastavila gledati u jednu tocku
07:25-idemo gledati antisok kolica

07:32-zumbul vadi krv(nema pojma)
Barbie otisla na sastanak
-zumbulu se tresu ruke
-đurdja hoce prevalit frižider
-marijana cita djetetu
-SBG i KCG potpuno nezainteresirani za rad + gledaju kroz prozor

**07:42-Barbie bi srce puklo da ne nazove brata**

07:46-dolazimo na dojenacku stranu
-zumbul se zahebao,umjesto da je otisoa na veliku stranu,dosao s nama na dojenacku-IDIOT

07:52-SJETILI SMO SE DA SMO JUCER ZABORAVILI NAPISATI DA JE ZUMBULA DIJETE ZARIGALO
-Zumbul ljubi dijete od 5mj(za to postoji naziv,jel)
07:53-zumbul hoce djetetu od 5mj skociti u krevet-KATASTROFA:-)
-SBG se igra sa djetetom i stavlja joj kemijsku u ruku,i sl

07:55-SBG djetetu provjerava reflexe-kaze da su dobri
-dijete je 2x zaredom kihnulo
07:56-SBG i ja odlazimo u lb
08:07-vratili se iz lab-a
08:20-SBG se zagubio,nema ga vec 20min
08:23-dosla preparirana na dojenacku,samo se navirila,rekla sama sebi nesto u facu,okrenila se i otisla
-vratio se SBG
08:49-ĐURDJA I PREPARIRANA SADA ZAJEDNO GLEDAJU U JEDNU TOCKU
08:50-Đurdja dosla do mene,ali preparirana i dalje ne mrda
-svi misle da je mutava
-ja spricam SBG-a sa NaCl-om
09:02-SBG pere ruke,a NHG promatra
09:03-meni dosla poruka od pikilija
-SBG pjeva
-dosla preparirana(opet)
09:05-SBG navlaci NaCl
09:06-SBG je dr.Who
-SBG pjeva-"Tek ti je 16 godina..."
09:10-odlazimo u igraonu
09:11-Barbie je za covjeka koji joj je popravio printer rekla da je jako fin covjek
-SBG i ja igramo odbojku
-SBG spucao loptom prepariranu u glavu
09:15-ja sama,cuvam 2 neonatusa
-barbie reka da je danijel jako dobar prema pacijentima
-SBG igra domino
-preparirana po 2x danas dobila u tikvu
09:25-gledamo serijhu
09:40-jos uvijek gledamo seriju
-dosla preparirana i gleda u jednu tocku
09:50-VMS se pomolila,rekla da ce Ninu tuziti epidemioloskoj sluzbi ,da ga izbace sa praxe jer se seta po svim odjelima na pedijatriji

10:00-otisli na pauzu
10:01-jedemo
-zumbul zbunjen
10:08-preparirana razvalila krevet
10:22-Đuzevola divlja + omalovazava slatinu
10:35-preparirana i dalje gleda u jednu tocku
10:36-preparirana preusmjrava pogled na neke knjige stare 95 godina
vec 2 h nije promijenila polozaj,dobila dekubitus na petama i trtici
10:37-SBG i Crni zajedno odlaze na WC(sto nam je vrlooo sumnjivo)
-preparirana drma glavom kao neki retardirani DJ
-gleda si u koljena i igra se svojim palcevima + ceska po lijevoj obrvi + sumnjivo mene gleda

10:42-ĐUZELOVA KAZE-"jedino sto je dobro otkako imam decka je to sto su mi sise narasle i sto sam smrsavila"
-žilic je sjeo kraj preparirane,pa se je ona sva zacrvenila
-svi mislimo da je zaljubljena u zilica
10:44-svi smo ukomirani
10;:45-dolazi gradinjanka i govori nam da VMS vice i prjeti jer smo se svi zagubili

19:32-dosli smo u vlak
-bili smo u parku,popili svatko 2 piva, 3 l vina i 1 amaro
-preparirana gleda u tracnice
-ja pijana i zelim se baciti iz vlaka





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četvrtak, 09.04.2009.

praxa,pon

07:28- vadi se krv
ime-Simon,12mjeseci starosti
plava kratka kosica,br.cipela12,plave oci,siva trenirka sa plavim,sivim i crvenim crtama,stramplice s nijansama plave boje + sjedi na krevetu + u cipelicama + place + vrlo je nekulturan

07:40-SBG pise pjesmu
->"CACINCI I GRADINA STARA, TO JE KUCA ĐOZEFOVIH MESARA, KROZ GRADINU SKUTERI JURE,VOZE PEPSI I KURVE!"

07:41-krenuli prema ambulanti no tamo bijase u one vrijeme VMS B..te smo povukli naglo kocnicu i krenuli prema igraoni.

07:43-dosli u igraonu i sjeli.Gledamo spuzvu boba
07-45-Ivanu (mene) pitala dr.S zasto nije bila na satu jucer,ona joj je nesto smuljala,a dr.joj je dogovorila da joj vjeruje sve dok je ne iznevjeri

07:46-odlazimo do Crnoje,no on i Nino se igraju u zatvorenom ormaru.

07:52-VIZITA U TRAJANJU
-obradjuje se NHG-pacijenet vidljivo smeten i labilan zbog oduzimanja vibratora.Place i udara sakama i nogama.
Otrgnuo je stranicu krveta i otisao se njome igrati u WC.
Pretpostavljamo da s nj im bludne radnje,ali to mu niti roditelji ne smiju zabraniti.

07:58-pacijent se uzbudio.
terapija->aminofilin,i.v.
-produzena terapija

08:19-upoznali covjeka iz americke ambasade,na odjel je donio svjetiljku od Florence Nightingale

08:21-sjedimo na krevetu
08:23-marija hrani nekog malog isusovca
08:30-i dalje sjedimo i ne radimo nista(kao i obicno):-)

08:40-druga pauza danas-SBG i ja jedemo vcokoladu i citamo knjigu-"Od rodjenja do puberteta"

08:41-spoznaja da Nino popije 60 piva na dan
08:45-posjet igraoni,te potjerani sa strane barbike
08:46-odlazak u amb kod Crnoje
08:58-odlazak kod Đurđe na dojenacku stranu
09:00-tamo opet protjerani sa strane VMS
09:01-vraamo se kod Crnoje
- obavljena opskrba papirnim materijalom
09:02-spremanje uzetog materijala na sigurno
09:17-idemo slusati Sabana Saulica
09:25-pijemo caj + razgovor sa KCG
09:30-odlazak u kem.lab
09:38-vracanje na odjel preko hitne + razgovor sa lukom č, koji je tamo cekao na pregled zbog slomljene clavicule
09:40-dolazak na odjel
09:42-odlazak na "tajno mjesto" ,slusamo kako 2 vjestice komentiraju moju jaknu da je dobra
09:53-radimo ekg srca
09:57-ekg je gotov

10:02-odlazimo na pauzu
10:05-pisemo uputnice
10:05-10:15-ogovaranje "Plasticne d.o.o."-da joj se sve zapusi iz glave i splai ona nj lijepa kosica,perjanica
10:16-Nino nas zbunjeno gleda
10:24-napisana sestrinska dijagnoza za preparitusa igitura
10:27-preparatus igitur vec 27 minuta sjedi mirno i opet gleda u jednu tocku
.-ljuta je na nas

10:35-dolazi tenk od kristine horvat,stepenice propadaju
10:46-đurdja nas upozorava da smo na pauzi vec sat vremena
10:47-dr.Sile krece na posao
10:48-prijem u bolnicu
-dolazak komisije
10:56-gusim Sbg-a,neuspjeli pokusaj

11:00-VMS pita dijete sto je jela,je li joj dobro i da li joj se vrti u glavi
11:04-VMS KAZE DJETETU DA CE BITI PRINCEZA---"OBECANJE LUDOM RADOVANJE";)))

11:15-svi smo u amb,SBG nazvao zumbula na mob,zumbul s eizasao van javiti,ukratko-zumbul spusio foru;)

11:21-**APARAT JE OSJETLJIV**

11:28-VMS BOZICKA dezorijentirana u vremenu i prostoru + vrlo nekulturna + sjedei na krevetu + mobitel u ruci + dugacki nokti + nezna da je nino zumbul
11:30-vms NE REAGIRA NA BOLNI PODRAZAJ

11:31-**CRNI SE HOCE UPOZNATI SA MOJOM MAMOM,DA MU KUPI iPod**
11:32-svi sjede ko preparirani
11:37-svi slusaju kako ja recitiram pjesmu
11:37-NHG zbunjen
11:45-CENTRALNI TELEFON,HITNO SE BARBIE TRAZI

11:46-Marijana melje o menigokoknoj sepsi

12:05-gotova praxa

19:15-19-40-putovanje od vt-sl.plasticna navedeno putovanje provodi gledajuci kroz prozor ali nista ne vidi jer je mrak
2,5h nije promjenila polozaj,dobila dekubitus na ledjima,petama i trtici




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